Frequently Asked Questions
How do I join such an amazing group?
Not taking applicants at the moment… unless you come bearing a premium bribe. A perfectly prepared glizzy or an Olive Garden breadstick may dramatically increase your chances. No promises—but we’re easily swayed by carbs.
How did yall meet?
You’d assume it happened at a race, right? Nope. Our origin story is far more legendary—we basically found each other in TikTok’s “help wanted” section of chaos and never escaped.
How do you come about nicknames for everyone?
Pops’ memory likes to go rogue, so he’s invented his own… unique system for remembering people. It’s the same logic that led him to call his treadmill the wrong name for months—so honestly, we’re just impressed he remembers any of us at all.
How do you come up with your challenges?
Most of our challenges are born from the questionable brilliance of one of our members. They tend to get cutthroat fast—and yes, they often result in mild panic and severe indigestion. But hey, that’s the fun of it!
What kinds of things do yall talk about in your group chat?
A little bit of everything! We chat about upcoming races, track our members on race day, and dish out encouragement like it’s our full-time job. Other times, it’s all about hot dogs for reasons none of us can explain. And then there are the late-night conversations… which are absolutely not kid-friendly. You’ve been warned.