“The Queen of random knowledge, shenanigans, and thrifting. Running has not only opened more doors than I could ever imagine, but has also brought me a home in this ever chaotic life”

Meet Drea, known affectionately—and accurately—as Google. Now, you might assume that nickname comes from her job in the medical field and her ridiculous ability to answer any health-related question on the spot. And yes, she is extremely knowledgeable… but that’s only half the truth.
Her real superpower? She can do things on command.
And we mean anything—from dropping medical facts like a walking encyclopedia to… uh… tooting on cue. A skill? A talent? A gift? We’ll let you decide. 💨😏

But the legend doesn’t stop there. Drea is our resident synchronized swimmer, which means—miraculously—there is at least one other human out there who can match her level of coordinated chaos. She’s quick-witted, sharp-tongued, and always flashing her signature “gang sign” (go ahead and imagine her holding up the OK emoji with her fingers). 👌😎

She’s also a proud 75 Hard graduate, proving she’s got discipline for days. And now? She’s leveling up again—Drea is officially training for her first Ironman, ready to swim, bike, and run her way into the land of elite endurance glory. 🏊‍♀️🚴‍♀️🏃‍♀️💥

Now… about her profile picture. She politely requested we NOT use the photo of her passed out and drooling in the car on the way to Michigan. Fair. But Pops is a simple man, and he doesn’t work for free—so she cut a deal. The price? Chocolate cake. And honestly, we respect the hustle. 🍰😂

Oh, and let’s not forget:
Drea is the brilliant mastermind behind the iconic 2025 Donut Challenge—a woman who can balance Ironman training with pastry-based athleticism. 🍩🏅